Insti t-shirts - loudmouths
1) 'We will be what we will to be - IIT Delhi' (Alas, the only will that exists is to huddle together for the latest bollywood flick).
2) 'STAND OUT - IIT Delhi' (Nice message from Grade A companies, keeping in mind the placement scene this year).
3) 'I am what you dream to be - IIT Delhi' (Now that we have given up on ourselves, we will play smart and assume that the others haven't found out yet).
Insti rules
1) Gender sensitization committees will have samosa-chai as Hostel funds are 'officially' wasted on Socials (for the uninitiated, this event involves 'interaction' between the opposite sexes. Insti doesn't mind if this requires the fairer sex to be transported all the way from IP, Miranda, Gargi and the like; to as much as attempt to satiate the desperate souls at Hauz Khas and Kathwaria Sarai)
2) The sole natural water source on campus shall not be touched, nevermind if dengue, malaria, etc call the shots. And even then, the student is sick only if he has been to Sick Bay (that most become sick after visiting Sick Bay cannot be contested!).
Insti Chemistry
Overheard this morning as I went past a PhD student walking to his lab with his eyes burning an NMR spectrum,'Kaisi paheli hai ye, kaisi paheli...'
1) 'We will be what we will to be - IIT Delhi' (Alas, the only will that exists is to huddle together for the latest bollywood flick).
2) 'STAND OUT - IIT Delhi' (Nice message from Grade A companies, keeping in mind the placement scene this year).
3) 'I am what you dream to be - IIT Delhi' (Now that we have given up on ourselves, we will play smart and assume that the others haven't found out yet).
Insti rules
1) Gender sensitization committees will have samosa-chai as Hostel funds are 'officially' wasted on Socials (for the uninitiated, this event involves 'interaction' between the opposite sexes. Insti doesn't mind if this requires the fairer sex to be transported all the way from IP, Miranda, Gargi and the like; to as much as attempt to satiate the desperate souls at Hauz Khas and Kathwaria Sarai)
2) The sole natural water source on campus shall not be touched, nevermind if dengue, malaria, etc call the shots. And even then, the student is sick only if he has been to Sick Bay (that most become sick after visiting Sick Bay cannot be contested!).
Insti Chemistry
Overheard this morning as I went past a PhD student walking to his lab with his eyes burning an NMR spectrum,'Kaisi paheli hai ye, kaisi paheli...'
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